Try This: LOLCODE
I’m always trying to think up an excuse to code in LOLCODE. The only real legitimate use that I can think of for this language is to show off at explode($pizza)!
Try reading through this implementation of the “99 bottles of beer” song, written in LOLCODE:
HAI 1.2 HOW DUZ I HOLLAR YR LOLZ VISIBLE LOLZ IF U SAY SO HOW DUZ I SING YR BEER HOLLAR SMOOSH "I CAN HAZ " AN BEER AN " BOTLEZ O BEER ON TEH WAL !1!!ONE!!" IF U SAY SO HOW DUZ I SING_MOAR YR BEER BEER R DIFF OF BEER AN 1 HOLLAR SMOOSH "TAEK ONE DAOWN AN PASS ITZ ARAOUND " AN BEER AN " BOTLEZ ON TEH WAL !!1!!!1!" IF U SAY SO I HAS A BEERZ ITZ 99 IM IN YR PUB UPPIN YR DRINK TIL DIFFRINT DRINK AN SMALLR OF DRINK AN DIFF OF BEERZ AN 1 I HAS A BEER ITZ DIFF OF BEERZ AN DRINK SING BEER SING_MOAR BEER IM OUTTA YR PUB KTHXBYE